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Joke of the Day

"Why was the chronic masturbater restrained to his hospital bed? He kept trying to discharge himself"

"69 is the kamikaze of sex. If I'm going down, you're coming with me."

"Do you know why you shouldn't wear Ukrainian underpants? Chernobyl fall out."

"Why was the paper man sent to jail? He was caught rustling."

"Vacuumed a section of carpet 20 times before I realized I was trying to clean up a patch of sunshine. Intellectual powerhouse. Right here."

"Lif is too short."

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"

"I lost both of my arms today... its ok though. I've learned to embrace it"

"How to pass the Bechdel Test ""Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt."""

"heres a knock knock joke for you knocks nock nock. whos there dickey doo dickey doo who ya stomach sticks out further than ya dickey doo"