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Joke of the Day

"What do a call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? A Small, Medium, at Large"

"Eric Clapton Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader? Six stories in 2 seconds."

"What smells bad and sounds like a bell? Dung! Get it?!"

"TIFU in the shower Although I still think Up is a strange name for a dog..."

"""What are all those wires?"" ""My wireless internet."" (New Yorker cartoon ideas)"

"I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker."

"What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself? Bono-y-Bono"

"Yeah, I lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."

"Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing."

"I did really well in my math class My professor said I was on the top of the bell curve."