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Joke of the Day
"What do a call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? A Small, Medium, at Large"
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"Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!"
"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."
"I went to the zoo today. All they had was one dog. It was a shit zoo"
"My partner is a dog person, I'm not. Gets really fucking inconvenient every full moon."
"How does Darth Vader like his milk? *Luke* warm"
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb Just juan"
"What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)"
"Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet? I hear it's killer."
"What do you call freshly made cheese? Goudas-new"