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Joke of the Day

"How does Darth Vader like his milk? *Luke* warm"

"I like my women how I like my video on VLC player always on top"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"You are what you think you are Her: What do you do? Me: Global prosthetics distribution. Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman? Me: I prefer international arms dealer'."

"Did you hear the bad news about the Italian chef? He pasta way."

"What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!"

"What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The large pizza can feed a family of four."

"What did Helen Keller name her dog? akjnveoajknoea"

"Why didn't Beethoven sell his house? He put it up Fur Elise!"

"What do you call a mass transit system that also cares deeply about humanitarian work? A Bonorail."