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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet? I hear it's killer."
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"What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is? It's a mystery."
"Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball."
"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they don't like dicks."
"""I won't vaccinate my kids! It's not healthy and full of dangerous preservatives!!!"" *gives kid a pop tart for breakfast*"
"My girlfriend said she liked surprises. But you should have seen her face when I told her I have chlamydia."
"Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa."
"The Ghetto Finger Family Song Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you? ... ... ...Daddy?"
"Employees are rungs on the ladder to success... don't be afraid to step on a few."
"How many times did people question the honesty of Shakira's hips before she finally decided to defend them in a song?"