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Joke of the Day

"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle."

"What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison? They both turn ""o"" into ""O""."

"Everybody on earth has that one person that they wish they could wake up next to. Mine is a grilled cheese sandwich."

"There hasn't been a ""final"" fantasy"

"Knock, knock. Honey, have you finished taking pictures of yourself for facebook? Daddy needs to take a sh!t.."

"Everyone in my family is quite wealthy and successful... ...but I hate following the crowd, so I decided to become a panhandler instead. I beg to differ."

"14-year old Becky writes ""Stop wars"" as her Facebook status. It gets nine ""likes"", all from world leaders. Peace reigns forever. She did it."

"I bought a 32ft ruler. For extreme measures."

"What do they say in vegetable church? Lettuce pray."

"What appears over black man's head when he has an idea? A fried Chicken leg"