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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Criminal to stop running? Play the national anthem"
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"The best part of working out is the sweating and the pain and the feeling bad about myself and the burning desire to die"
"A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" .... The man replies, ""Tits!"""
"Police have just been called to a kindergarten... ...where a three-year-old is resisting a rest."
"Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?"
"What are Mario's overalls made out of? Denim denim denim."
"What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polyunsaturated"
"hey you all"
"So my japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day.. .. Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea."
"Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn't I?"