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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polyunsaturated"
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"Windows: ""You may be the victim of software counterfeiting"" no Microsoft,it is you who is the victim of software counterfeiting here, not I"
"Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report... He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something? True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica"
"What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......"
"Donald Trump and the 2016 Presidential Election I would make a political joke about it but then it would get elected."
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
"Why did kurt pull the trigger? He couldn't get hole out of his head"
"At my new job I have 500 people under me. I work on the 98th floor."
"If Bruce Willis does any more Die Hard movies it will just be 90 minutes of him sitting in a rocking chair waiting to die from the flu."
"Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse? Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains"