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Joke of the Day

"If by 'lucky' you mean I remember to clean the lint trap so it doesn't self combust, then yes, I'm up all night to get lucky. . . Again."

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"Trumps plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a wall and they have almost no Mexicans in their country"
"I'm surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y'all."
"Why is the vagina like the weather? Because when it's wet it's time to go insiiiiiiide."
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Mainly, the taste."
"So, this co-worker stated that she makes ice cubes with her leftover alcohol. I'm confused. What's leftover alcohol?"
"I hope my liberal use of made-up words doesn't make you...discomfortable"
"This week, paleontologists discovered a blind dinosaur They named him Doyouthinkhesaurus"
"FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!"
"me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched ""The Wedding Planner"""