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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a slaughterhouse worker and a bad comedian? A bunch of butchered jokes"

"This is a terrible week for Thanksgiving This time, Turkey is doing the roasting ijusthadtoimsosorry"

"Do you like raisin bran? Well, it's a good thing you adopted him then, but don't be surprised if he turns out to be a cereal killer..."

"What is the difference between a jew and a Christian There is no difference. I don't discriminate when I kill."

"What candy do you give your wife before you get married? Pre-nup brittle."

"I love heavy metal. My favourite is lead."

"Just bought animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco."

"I don't get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from Africa."

"And the Lord said to Peter 'Come forth and receive eternal life' Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"Superpoer Friend: If you could only own one super power what would it be? Me: USSR"