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Joke of the Day

"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin? They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm."

"How to fall down the stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 7 Step 11"

"[At supermarket] ""Excuse me do you work here?"" WHAT? ME? Work HERE? Hell no. I went to college. I don't have a job"

"A woman says: I'm hot. Lets turn on the Air Conditioner"

"An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true."

"My father complained ""I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men."" Dad, you're using Uber."

"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""

"What do you call a guy with a one inch penis? Justin."

"A love letter from biscuit maker: Dear marie, today is good day, u r anmol for me... but u have crack jacked my heart, bcoz i have a little heart, now i m in 50/50 position..."