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Joke of the Day

"No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's"

"The person who came up with the word ""lisp"" wath a real athhole"

"Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook."

"Zombies must be great with girls. They're always getting into their guts."

"Riddle me this Which does not belong: * Nipple clamps * Soy * Vibrator Answer: The nipple clamps, the other two are meat substitutes."

"ODE TO TWITTER Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder where you are, Twitter changed you to a heart, I don't think they're very smart"

"Personally, I don't find swearing offensive. I think it adds character & emphasis to a conversation. I do find, backstabbing, lying, cheating and screwing people over offensive, but not swearing."

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil Serpent"

"My grandfather died during the Holocaust He fell off a guard tower."

"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? ""No"" Cop: *points* Your buck naked [turns to deer in passenger seat] ""Jesus Frank, put your fur back on"""