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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who died of constipation? Yeah, he stopped giving a shit."

"What is common between a gynecologist and Pizza Deliver guy? They both can smell it but cant eat it."

"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"

"Recently my girlfriend has got into equestrian bdsm Last evening she asked me to watch her whip, then watch her nay nay"

"We've secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let's see if he notices."

"The new pool lifeguard was talking to his boss about his experience so far ""There's an exceptional amount of friendly people here. It's been at least seven who has waved at me."""

"Yarrr, have ye seen me mizzenmast? It's mizzen."

"I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer."

"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."

"I'm a bad person... (NSFW) Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."