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Joke of the Day
"My wife asked why I keep my guns in the library. I said it's for shelf-defense."
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"Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock? He ran into trafiki."
"(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint."
"Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck"
"Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!"
"I like my violence like I like my beer.. Domestic."
"Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game"
"Russell Crowe never regrets cunnilingus He'll always be Gladiator."
"Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever."