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Joke of the Day

"(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint."

"Breakfast Bacon, Eggs, and Toast walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."""

"How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season."

"What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally? A [sic] joke"

"Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds John Lennon, proving he was a terrible Clue player"

"there once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he woud blow it cuz his poems woud rhyme most of the time but occasionaly they didnt"

"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"

"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"

"In light of Eid Mubarak, here's one... *Mary had a little lamb ... Now she doesn't!* *Eid Mubarak :)*"

"What's the most common question in a Gay Bar? Can i push in your stool?"