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Joke of the Day

"(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint."

"A mathematical limerick A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more."

"Back in my day, I used to have to walk 4 miles to the nearest store. Because I had too many DUIs."

"I always go the extra mile at work. That's why I'm a terrible taxi driver."

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard the same joke on Reddit... I'd have about $3.50"

"*goes to grocery store *puts ""gently used"" sticker on all their cucumbers"

"Ladies: Is your boyfriend the strong, silent type? Is he carved out of wood? Ladies, you may be dating a garden gnome."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line?"

"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club today But it flopped and nobody came."

"What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? ""I still find you dashing"""