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Joke of the Day
"Russell Crowe never regrets cunnilingus He'll always be Gladiator."
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"[Walks into steam room at gym] ""good morning my.."" ""Dave no!"" ""my est.."" ""Please Dave no.."" ""..My eSTEAMed colleagues"" ""Everyone hates you"""
"What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!"
"Whats a shitty nickname for a tree theif? The Log Pincher."
"How did the Scotsman find the sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
"What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache"
"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."
"Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!"
"first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time"
"""Going to a job interview? Wear a beret..."" ""A beret?"" ""Yeah. They've been statistically proven to help you get a job by a million percent."" ""Right...and who did this study?"" ""....France."""