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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Sometimes a canoe tips!"
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"Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer I replied, ""No, I always give 110%"""
"Do you know that condoms have serial numbers on them? No? I guess you haven't rolled them down all the way."
"Why Can't I Find Out Anything About This Superb Owl #superbowl"
"My wife has the cutest crow's feet. And the strongest little crow beak. My wife is a crow. Her name is Leah."
"Ran out of time At work today a coworker said to me... Coworker: I was goin to make a smoothie for breakfast but I ran out of time . Me: You put thyme in your smoothie ?! ."
"What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm!"
"If you're thinking about making a sex tape, don't, you're 50."
"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"I read the terms and conditions."