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Joke of the Day
"How many meateaters does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather stay in the dark"
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"If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child what would he be called? A subordinate claus."
"NEW YORK STATE OF MIND Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed? A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."
"Waiter waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh that one ? he comes here every night."
"Nothing is better than studying That's why i do nothing."
"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."
"Obviously chocolate was created for women It's called HERshey, not HISshey"
"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"
"I like my slaves the same way I like my coffee Free"
"Just signed up to study abroad I heard she has absolute cans."