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Joke of the Day
"Where does a one legged waitress work at? IHOP"
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"Why did the zombie not eat your brain? Because he doesn't eat junk food."
"I felt like making some penis jokes today. Only problem is that they were too *hard* to make."
"Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza...."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute stops screwing the client when they die. Source: eavesdropping on the legal counsel at work."
"Normal people driving by a construction site: wonder what they're building... Me: what a great place to bury a body!"
"Installing home security cameras seemed like a great idea but explaining my dance offs with the dog was something I should've considered."
"Thought for today: Each day is a gift from God ... but not Monday, it was regifted by Satan."
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"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry"