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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest."

"Whats a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"

"haha lol ownded dad!!!! u may thimk its nice that u get a fathers day once a year, but ther is a son day evrey week"

"Did you hear? There was an active shooter at the observatory! He was shooting for the stars!"

"I got fired from the calendar factory... I guess I shouldn't have taken so many days off."

"Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes Mum I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class."

"My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over."

"Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves"

"What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong."

"Why do men float? 'Cause they're all scum."