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Joke of the Day

"I know a cannibal who only eats women's genitalia. Sometimes I go over to their house for a clambake."

"I don't think I could date a deaf person... I couldn't take the silent treatment!"

"The wife's only listening to you outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels"

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird."

"you can tell im drunk by the number of made-up words i concoctulate"

"Cop: There was no else going anywhere nearly as fast as you! Me: I know. I was winning."

"Hubby: This dinner is not gonna make itself!!!!! And that ladies and Gentleman is how I starred on ""COPS"""

"Why does Santa have 3 houses? One for each of his hoes."

"The Voice Coach Voice Coach: ""Let's start with a scale."" Student: ""Do, re, muuuhh, fa, so, la, ti, doooh!"" Voice Coach: ""Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't take that tone with mi!"""

"What do you call a horse who likes crackers? Seatriscuit"