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Joke of the Day

"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"

"Did you hear about the man who choked on an issue of The Guardian after learning about his brothers passing? He found the news hard to swallow."

"When I'm on reddit When I'm drunk on reddit: ""Perhaps an up vote for this fine sir, he provided intriguing content."" When I'm sober on reddit: ""YOU SHALL ALL BE DOWN VOTED! NO ONE SHALL BE UP VOTED!"""

"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."

"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""

"The difference between your husband and your Netflix account is, over time, your Netflix account learns what you like."

"Do Wilma Flintstone got a booty? She yabba-dabba dooooooo!"

"I like Kanye West as much as the next guy... ...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West."

"Not the best joke, but i did make it up myself. Q: Why can you not hook two CD-ROM drives together to create a CD Writer? A: Because two ROMs don't make a Write."

"wanna hear a joke about pizza? nevermind.. it's way too cheesy."