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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic walked into the bra"

"I think my girlfriend is being stalked... ...because I've been seeing people behind her back."

"What is the difference between an american and a canadian? 69 cents."

"Speed dating (Don't say anything embarrassing) ""So do you ever eat raisins and then later poop rehydrated grapes?"" (DAMMIT!)"

"The giant panda is no longer endangered... It's now extinct"

"Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics how to ruin the people!"

"The cool thing about robbing a library is that you have two weeks before they notice."

"What is a proctologist's drink of choice? Two fingers of whiskey."

"What's Batman's favorite fruit? Bananananananananana"

"A vegan, a Crossfitter and an atheist walk into a bar.. I know this because they told everyone within two minutes."