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Joke of the Day

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day."

"NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks"

"I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition' You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park."

"Don't beat your children... Give them informative physical connections."

"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"

"What kind of blood does a born loser have? Typo"

"Women are like snowflakes: they can't drive"

"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers. ^^im^fucking^sorry"

"Is it just me, or do toasters have like 4 settings too many? They should have 1 setting that reads: ""Toast"""

"Who's your friend who likes to play? **JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*"