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Joke of the Day
"Who's your friend who likes to play? **JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*"
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"time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world! for example, in some parts of the U.S, it's still 1950"
"""Dad"" said Fred to his father who was a bank robber. ""I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow."" ""OK son"" said his dad ""I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."""
"My buddy told me this one: ""People think I'm ugly until they see my bank account"" ""Then they think I'm ugly and poor."""
"Who build King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"
"I was in a bad mood when my annoying sister asked me, ""What do beavers do to a river?"" God dam it"
"I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke"
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar."
"An ex-military veterinarian who specializes in animals wounded in war... is a Vet Vet for Vet Pets"
"Know why I won't have two pet rocks? 'Cause I ain't raising no pebbles! .. Idk, my brother told me that years ago and I still think it's clever."