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Joke of the Day

"Who's your friend who likes to play? **JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*"

"In my defense I told him it was my cheat day and I didn't understand why he brought home cupcakes and not Juan from the gym"

"There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker... The fragrance? Tears of a clown."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter how many of them come, they can't change a thing."

"If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road."

"Contrary to obvious physics, you can't attach a ceiling fan to your back and fly away like a helicopter."

"A protest on raising the minimum wage lasted almost three hours, from 7:25 to 10:10."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is."

"I definitely thought I would have shot the lock off of something by now in my life."

"Where do burgers go to dance At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!"