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Joke of the Day

"NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks"

"What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brown Artificial Intelligence"

"What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share? Shelfish"

"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""

"What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope"

"Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane? Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel?"

"INTERVIEWER to job applicant: ""Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"""

"What do you call an all guy Christian party? A suseJ fest"

"*walks past German Shepherd and nods* Officer..."

"What's the best thing to do when someone close to you dies? Move seats."