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Joke of the Day
"I almost forgot. Happy 4/20. Lets not waste time, lets smoke weed."
Next Joke
"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"
"Going to sleep: It's so cold in here, I'm totally wearing these socks to bed Middle of the night: GET THESE DEVIL FOOT GLOVES OFF ME"
"What's black, has eight legs, and makes a woman scream? Gangrape"
"So a coworker of mine made a joke about midgets going extinct. And I was offended! Because there is nothing funny about a midget shortage."
"All squirrels fly when you own a T-shirt cannon."
"Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in."
"I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is big plus."
"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side of his body mauled off by a bear? He's all right now."
"How do you make dill bread? Dill dough."