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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's. A millennium falcon."
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"What noise does a train say when it eats Chew Chew *crap joke*"
"Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars? Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic."
"What do you call chips that aren't yours? Nacho chips"
"My girlfriend asked for a dick pic file size too large"
"I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon."
"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"
"Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box."
"The scariest room in a haunted house would be filled with people you haven't seen since high school asking what you've been up to these days"
"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"