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Joke of the Day

"So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke."

"Why do u wanna work at Burger King? *imagines killing the Burger King & taking my rightful place as king* ""I haven't taken my meds in weeks"""

"One Latvian potato talking to another. Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato."

"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"

"The funniest joke of all time tbh My life... God seems to be laughing..."

"i got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little caesars."

"What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!"

"My thanks to Mexican Coke for sponsoring this week's weirdly tight pants. ""Mexican Coke: Porque tu pantalones deben ser dolorosos."""

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck."