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Joke of the Day
"A vinter had twin ginger daughters. He named the first Rosay and the second Rose bee."
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"God... Two goldfish are swimming around their bowl. One asks the other, ""Here - do you believe in God?"" The other one says, ""Of course I do! Who you think changes the water in our bowl?"""
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!"
"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."
"In conclusion, members of the board, I'm sorry I brought the wrong USB, & thank you for your feigned interest in my sesame street PowerPoint"
"WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS?? INFLATION!"
"I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti... If that's *pastable*"
"Conservatives after a mass shooting: ""You can't take our guns!"" Conservatives after a police shooting: ""But he had a gun!"" I'm confused."
"A highlighter is just a regular lighter that knows how to have a good time."
"Zombies What is a zombies' favorite food? Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food? Brians."