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Joke of the Day

"A vinter had twin ginger daughters. He named the first Rosay and the second Rose bee."

"The nephew I'm babysitting has been in a corn maze since Thursday, but I rationalize by thinking he has plenty to eat."

"Here only 2 out of 11 jokes are funny... Because 9/11 jokes are not funny. ^^Derp ^^:D"

"[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?"

"The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk."

"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one who had a dream."

"Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!"

"What do you call a vegan who cheats on their diet with human flesh? A humanitarian"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic"