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Joke of the Day

"God... Two goldfish are swimming around their bowl. One asks the other, ""Here - do you believe in God?"" The other one says, ""Of course I do! Who you think changes the water in our bowl?"""

"Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground? Because deep down they're real nice"

"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"

"tried to sign up for Obamacare via my SEGA Dreamcast web browser only to learn its not supported. This is 1,000x worse than Benghazi."

"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""

"Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you're wrong & Raphael isn't the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it."

"MIGRATING BIRDS Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."

"I'll sleep when I'm dead. I'll sleep tonight as well. There's also a pretty good chance I'll take a nap soon."

"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."

"I'm writing a book about a child who suffers from SIDS But considering turning it into a short story"