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Joke of the Day
"I didn't fart, I flirted. That was a flirt! *runs away flirting*"
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"I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes"
"My boys are gamers and I'm single It's like a race to see who can use the most batteries"
" Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year."
"*cocks shotgun* I asked you a question: in order to ride a pug would you rather be shrunk to its size or have it grown to your size"
"Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I've gotta go find my clothes."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... ... Wearing nothing but cellophane pants. The doc says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"I just started giving a chicken and an egg handjobs. I will let you know."
"If at first you don't succeed...... ......then skydiving is *not* for you."
"As a straight male, there has always been something about the gay community that blows my mind. They give the best fucking head!"