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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... ... Wearing nothing but cellophane pants. The doc says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow? A moo-slim."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles"

"Me: Do you ever feel like you're an imposter? Psychiatrist: Get out of my chair Me: Interesting *writes 'thinks he's the psychiatrist'*"

"Why was Jimmy sad? Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face."

"What happened to the frog's illegally parked car? It got toad away"

"How much coke did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."

"I'm doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble today. Nobody asked me to. It's not even my book."

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer The taste"