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Joke of the Day

"*cocks shotgun* I asked you a question: in order to ride a pug would you rather be shrunk to its size or have it grown to your size"

"Why didn't the Turkey cross the road? It was too Chicken."

"[Worm sitting alone] WAITER: Dinner for 1? Dumb question W: But- *worm cuts self in half* *waiter shrieks* 2nd WORM: I'll have the prime rib"

"Some people brings happiness wherever they go I bring happiness whenever I go"

"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."

"(Q)....What do fat chicks and scooters have in common? (A).... They're both fun to ride until your friends find out."

"Instead of expecting your wife to make you dinner every night like it's 1950, man up and develop a cocaine habit so you don't need to eat."

"Why did the dog lose the lawsuit? It was a shih-tzu"

"Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror."

"Ok I have 2 short jokes and a long one. joke joke jooooooooooooooke. I'll show myself out."