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Joke of the Day
"I just started giving a chicken and an egg handjobs. I will let you know."
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"Knock knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?"
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"Do not vaccinate your children! Let a trained medical professional do it instead."
"What happens when almonds die? Diamond"
"Young mom: My baby is 34 months Me: Oh really I'm 407 months yeah I hope you like doing math you piece of shit"
"Did you know Sasha Grey retired? It's fine though, at least she went out with a bang!"
"What do you call a rooster drawing sh*t? Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"
"Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving."