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Joke of the Day
"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve breakfast here"""
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"A plane full of lawyers die in a crash. thats the joke."
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"What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular"
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"*walks into hospital carrying baby* ""What's your return policy on this thing?"""
"Guys my calendar is really sick.. I think its days are numbered."