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Joke of the Day

"son: why is my name jesus dad: mom wanted to name u after a rolemodel other son: &me? dad: well Charizard the same reason but it was my turn"

"Thanks, student loans, for getting me through school I don't think I could ever repay you"

"Anytime I fly over the exact spot a time zone changes, I yell ""88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!"""

"I had never woken up to a blowjob before That is the last time I sleep with my mouth open on the subway!"

"So a Michigander, a masochist, and football fan walk into a store. He asks the cashier, ""Where's the Lion's jerseys?"""

"What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?"

"What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in? It's Alaska, don'Juneau."

"An insect just came into my living room and exploded. It was a Jihadi long legs"

"What is the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Still a little bit warm"