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Joke of the Day

"son: why is my name jesus dad: mom wanted to name u after a rolemodel other son: &me? dad: well Charizard the same reason but it was my turn"

"SOBER is actually an acronym that stands for: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real"

"*buys roofies, slips then into girlfriends drink, plays video games for 8 hours straight in peace and quiet*"

"Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave."

"What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!"

"What do tornados and black people have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood"

"A star walks into a ... A star walks into a black hole but doesn't seems phazed, the black hole turns to the star and says, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."

"How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, anarchists can't change anything."

"Women's magazines are so funny. 1: You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2: How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days."

"A black man walks into a bar ""Can you imagine that nigga's face when the judge believes my testimony?"" - a policeman told his friend"