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Joke of the Day

"What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear? SPEEEED!"

"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver"

"Where did George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"*knocks on woman's washroom* Hello anyone in here? *no one answers* *runs in & lifts up every toilet seat* HAHAHA *runs away giggling*"

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"I just used one of those plastic grocery dividers to let my wife know exactly where the middle of the bed is."

"I want a girl to go down on me As much as the Pokemon Go servers do"

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and from Cuba"

"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"

"There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't? Ten of them."