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Joke of the Day

"I just used one of those plastic grocery dividers to let my wife know exactly where the middle of the bed is."

"One day I ask my father for $5 He said $4!!!! But why you need $3 for? $2 should be enough. You know what here's $1 and bring me back half."

"What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce."

"How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One they're just like the rest of us except they're good with money."

"I bet whenever a cow eats a lot of grass she says to her friends ""I've been eating like a cow!"" and they'd laugh and moo or whatever cows do"

"I love you A man had 'I love you' tattooed on his dick. When he came home, he proudly showed his wife, who said ""there you go again, trying to put words into my mouth"""

"Everyone asks me if I'm in a relationship with the blind girl that I recently met... But I'm just seeing her."

"Bar Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar"

"What starts with p and ends in orn Popcorn"

"Alien vs predator Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?"