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Joke of the Day

"If you take the word ""spatula"" out of the dictionary it's just a list of things that aren't spatulas."

"Is it okay to not like a certain race? My friends want me to run a 10k with them, but I want to run a 5k."

"If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape."

"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Hi, my name is Ivanna.. Hi, My Name Is Ivanna Humpalot!"

"What do you call a gassy greek? A Fartin' Spartan"

"Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow"

"Why didn't Bruce Willis star in the movie ""Titanic""? Because he would've saved everybody."

"My haircuts are just like my sex life Usually do it myself and there's a big mess I hate cleaning up afterwards."

"What's the difference between Barack Obama and Cecil the lion? Ones an African lion, the other's a lyin' African."