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Joke of the Day
"It's a bird! It's a plane- -OH SHIT A PLANE IS COMING TOWARDS THE BUILDING"
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"I usually don't like recycling jokes, but... Did you hear the one about the priest and rabbi at the bottle redemption center?"
"There are two guys in a radar station... when all of a sudden an incoming missile shows up on the radar. One guy shits himself and the other guy turns and says ""Ha! ICBM""."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its titalot"
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"Baby, I would run into a burning building from you."
"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."
"I sometimes dream of a rivers of orange soda But it's just a fanta-sea"
"A drunk man walks up to an Englishman pissing on a tree... And says, ""Yurr ahh.... European!"""
"If they hadn't scored that one goal, I was going to suggest renaming the country Bra-zilch."