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Joke of the Day

"My penis just lost its job. If anyone knows any holes it can fill let me know."

"Say ""I won a math debate"" 5 times really fast! Now slap yourself for being such a pervert."

"I called an old friend and asked how he's been. He said ""living the dream."" I told him, hey good to hear. Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder."

"Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven? He was a pieromaniac."

"I know a mathematician who can't afford lunch. He can binomial."

"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"

"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""

"A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat."

"Earth got put in Milky Way Special Ed for being bi-polar."

"What do we want? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!"