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Joke of the Day

"Short rabbi joke As I'm walking with a rabi I ask him, Me: so do you charge a lot for you circumcisions? Rabbi: no I just keep the tips"

"Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's"

"A guy walks in a library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide Librarian: Fuck you, you won't return it"

"I was in the car with my girlfriend, and I started hearing this annoying whining noise... So my girlfriend got out to look at the engine and I drove off."

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."

"What's better than roses on a piano Tulips on an organ."

"Someone said my clothes were gay I said ""yeah they came out of the closet this morning"""

"My uncle is a farmer. Last year he won an award for outstanding in his field."

"My Social Life 404"

"What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits!"