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Joke of the Day

"[job interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" I'm always hungry ""That's not what I-"" *takes out a cake* Also, I don't like to share"

"What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work? Bye, son."

"you know whats great about alzhemiers? nevermind i forget"

"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"

"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""

"Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial."

"I don't feel sorry for people who waited until the last minute to do their taxes... I finished mine over a year ago..."

"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"What's the difference between a fish and a mountain goat? Fish muck about in fountains..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!"