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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass"

"If Batman doesn't wear underwear with my picture all over them, then this relationship is as one-sided as I feared."

"Just learned that New York's state bird is a guy apologizing for being late because of the trains while holding a brand new coffee."

"So Ron Jeremy... ...makes his money with his penis. I've also heard that his penis is so long, he can suck it himself. Which means that Ron Jeremy can literally put his money where his mouth is."

"Did you hear about jared from subway? ""Yea he lost like 200 pounds"""

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...they were both stuck up cunts."

"Why the musician sold his computer... It was baroque."

"What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675."

"I spent last night defrosting the fridge. Or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it."

"Do you know how to tell when Trump is lying? His lips are moving."