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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""p"" is silent."

"I'm not a racist. Racist people go to jail, and jail is for black people."

"Why are hippies against capitalism? Because money doesn't grow on trees."

"If a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, they call him a stallion. If a stallion sleeps with a bunch of girls, they shut that riding school down."

"Why didn't Hitler cross the road? Because he could nazi anything"

"FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg"

"what does clark kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos"

"*SEXIST* If the man's bathrooms on the left, where is the woman's... Even further left because they HAVE NO RIGHTS!"

"What do hookers do on their night off: type?"

"What did the bun say to the hot dog? I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!"