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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a racist. Racist people go to jail, and jail is for black people."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans."

"I love Fight Club! I showed up a little late so I missed the first few rules but I can't wait to go next week!"

"If you have more than 4 kids I automatically refer to you as a hoarder."

"My self esteem is so low.... The other night my hand told me that it had a headache."

"Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked."

"What's the difference between a black guy and a bench A bench can support a family."

"MOBSTER: *cracks knuckles* ME: that supposed to intimidate me? *his fingers start to glow like glowsticks* ME: k I'm scared but thats rad"