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Joke of the Day
"haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop"
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"Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball."
"Made a Jesus joke. Nailed it."
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"Black Friday at the geology museum was great! There were so many great shales!"
"What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Long John silvers"
"How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb."
"My son fed half of the petting zoo. That was the best way to dispose of the body."
"I saved a ton of money by eating all my groceries before getting to the register."
"I WISH I WAS DUMBER SO I DIDNT REALIZE THE SUBTLE HORRORS OF THE UNIVERSE"