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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children? Nuts and bolts"
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"Little monster: Mom Mom what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave."
"This girl's skinny jeans are so Goddamn tight, I think I finally know what a Pancreas looks like."
"Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ."
"Hey, man. Can I get a cold one? ""Sorry sir, the morgue is closed after 6."""
"I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed."
"HADES: Unleash the hell hound! CERBERUS: *sipping tea* I told you to ask first if it's a good time for us. HADES: Is it a-- CERBERUS: No."
"(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen... Made a King's landing."
"How do you organize a space party you planet"
"I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired""."