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Joke of the Day
"How do you organize a space party you planet"
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"""I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!"""
"You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? Pluck a duck."
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"I'm No Gynaecologist... ...but I know a cunt when I see one."
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"What did one atom say to the other? ""I lost an electron..."" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" First atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""
"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"
"Guys, if you have to point your toes to put your pants on, those aren't your pants. Give them back to your sister."