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Joke of the Day
"How to win an argument with a deaf girl? Turn off the lights."
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"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A BABOOM!"
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"what is 40 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."
"This is funny So is this"